I ordered the product, in hopes of hiding ravages of time
from my face. My wrinkles, sun spots and moles were holding youth from me. I
felt twenty-something, but looked eighty-something. I am eighty-three.
I ordered the speedy delivery plan and received it three
days later.
“Dr. Yung’s Lotion”
I used my magnifier to read the small print. I wanted to make
sure I used this cream exactly as I should.
The cream’s packaging looked very much like a toothpaste
tube. I was to use the full contents of the tube. It was to be applied,
thickly, to my face and neck. I left the cream on my face, as per the
instructions and went to bed.
The next morning I awoke to find a mask of blue, clinging to
my face. The direction given was to gently peel off the product, careful to
keep the mask as a whole. It could be reapplied later onto the face for added benefits.
What I found, after I peeled it off was nothing more than magic!
My face was soft and radiant and had the glow I longed to
have for so, so long. The cream worked! I truly looked fifty years younger.
I was beside myself with happiness. I pulled myself a nice
bubbly bath for a hot soak in the tub. I took off my robe and lifted away my nightgown.
I was petrified by what my eyes beheld. Indeed,
my face had changed, but the sagging skin of my old body remained. As a naked
woman, I looked monstrous!
I quickly called the 800 number and ordered a half-dozen
more tubes, with expedited delivery, of course. For the full-monty.
It was delivered. I used the product on my body, ignoring
the warning not to do such a thing. As before, I awoke to find a blue body
suit. I carefully removed and placed it, safely, in my fur vault.
Who says an old broad can’t have her very own “Wonder Woman”
suit?
Hehe...that's the problem with the miracle aging products - they aren't full body makeovers! Had to chuckle at the image of a young face on an aged body.
ReplyDeletelol The problem with these fantasies is that they never take into account the creaking under the skin!
ReplyDeleteDoes it work for picture id?
ReplyDeleteJajajajajaja, funny. I just posted and came on to read other posts. Our minds took a similar path!
ReplyDeletehaha nice! =D
ReplyDeleteI don't believe those creams work, but it would be fun if they did as prescribed!
ReplyDeleteLOL!Loved this take on the prompt-the image of a miracle body suit tucked away safely was too good;-)Wonder how she would explain her "youth" to anyone though,tee!hee!
ReplyDeleteI want to know why there was a warning not to use it on the whole body, and what will come of that?? :)
ReplyDeletePictures, please! I need a before and after. :-) Thanks for linking up.
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